so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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