yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
BRING THE BAGELS
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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