i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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