Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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