yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Are my feet made of real feet?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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