Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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