So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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