"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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