My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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