wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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