New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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