Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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