oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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