More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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