I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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