oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
we're so committed to being not committed
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