Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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