there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You need a sexual gate keeper
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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