in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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