You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
soo... how was my night?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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