I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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