dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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