i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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