Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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