we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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