these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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