And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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