I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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