I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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