her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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