Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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