Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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