p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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