Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Two words: nipple clamps
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