4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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