The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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