Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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