now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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