**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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