Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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