I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
