i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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