just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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