i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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