Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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