I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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