Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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