So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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