Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize