i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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