I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Randomize
