this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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