did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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