it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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