Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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