dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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