I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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